John Grochalski

straz

“Straz” by David Tomaloff


bastille day

then he said

in all seriousness
how do you impress a french girl?

to which i said

a lot of wine
some edith piaf
some serge gainsbourg

a little proust on the couch

and if that doesn’t work
show her your cock
while whistling yankee doodle dandy

reach for the butter
and tell her to bend over
mon cheri

because it’s bastille day

all day

just for her.

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